Lighten Up With Laughter

A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters.

“Excuse me, sir,” said the police officer, “Who are you?”

“My name’s Tex, officer,” said the cowboy.

“Eh?” said the police officer, “Are you from Texas?”

“Nope, Louisiana.”

“Louisiana? So why are you called Tex?”

“Don’t want to be called Louise, do I?”