Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me honestly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No, Sir. I don't have to, My Mom is a good cook.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me honestly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No, Sir. I don't have to, My Mom is a good cook.