A Quaker farmer had a very ornery cow.
One morning he went out to milk her and found her in a mood worse than usual.
First, she kicked the pail over, spilling all the milk out onto the ground.
Then, she whacked the farmer with her tail.
Finally, she kicked him hard, sending him flying 15 feet backwards and landing with a hard, painful thud against the barn door.
The Quaker farmer got up, walked back the ill-tempered cow, and looked her straight in the eyes. "Thou knowest I am a Quaker and cannot smite thee," he said with great patience.
"However, I have sold thee to a Baptist!"
One morning he went out to milk her and found her in a mood worse than usual.
First, she kicked the pail over, spilling all the milk out onto the ground.
Then, she whacked the farmer with her tail.
Finally, she kicked him hard, sending him flying 15 feet backwards and landing with a hard, painful thud against the barn door.
The Quaker farmer got up, walked back the ill-tempered cow, and looked her straight in the eyes. "Thou knowest I am a Quaker and cannot smite thee," he said with great patience.
"However, I have sold thee to a Baptist!"