After a worship service, a mother with a fidgety seven-year-old told me how she finally got her son quiet.
About halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, "If you're not quiet, Pastor Chariton is going to lose his place and will have to start all over again."
About halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, "If you're not quiet, Pastor Chariton is going to lose his place and will have to start all over again."