The Water Pistol
When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol.
He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.
I was not so pleased.
I turned to my Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?
Mom smiled and then replied . . . "Yes, I remember!"
Grandma's Age
Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was.
Grandma answered, "39 and holding."
Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?"
[Editor's comment: I am always interested in getting your jokes and clean humor that I can use in Hugh's News. I am grateful to all who send me their stories, jokes, etc. You can help make others laugh and have a merry heart.]
Posted on
Tue, October 25, 2011
by Hugh Morgan