I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
"Do you need some help?" I asked.
She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"
"Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked.
"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys on the same chain to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....?
(PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!)
[Editor's Note: This joke was sent to me by Gordon Greer of Taylor's, SC. He is an awesome singer. He and his wife do concerts and minister in local churches. I highly recommend him. If interested contact me by calling 770-725-1757, Or e-mail me at: hugh@hughsnews.com.]
Posted on
Thu, July 8, 2010
by Hugh Morgan