The story is told that the year Daylight Savings Time was established a newspaper reporter asked an elderly lady what she thought about the change in time.
The woman responded by saying, "I guess it is alright. However, the extra hour of sunlight is killing my tomatoes."
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At a large church in Atlanta, Georgia, one of the ushers noticed a new lady who looked like she needed some help. He asked her how he might help her. She said, "I have never been to your church before and I need to find a seat. Will you help me?" The usher immediately responded by asking her where she would like to be seated in the sanctuary. She said, "I want to be seated up front near the platform and pulpit."
The usher said, "I don't think that is a good idea, the pastor is very boring." The lady retorted by saying, "Do you know who I am? The pastor is my son." The usher asked, "Do you know who I am?" She said, "No!" "Good" said the usher, and got away from her as soon as he seated her.
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If you have some good jokes you would like to send me, I will be happy to receive them.
You may send an e-mail to my e-mail address: hugh@hughsnews.com
Thank you in advance for your help.
Posted on
Sun, July 4, 2010
by Hugh Morgan