Lighten up with Laughter

It was reported on radio news on Wednesday, June 30, that a thick cloud of bees was sucked into the engine of a passenger plane. The flight was delayed for several hours. Some witnesses claimed there were around 20,000 bees. Investigators have yet to determine if this was a "sting operation."
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p. m. at the First Pentecostal Holiness Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Lighten up with Laughter