This one is humorous, even funny to read!
The airliner leaves Heathrow International Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese.
It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."
"No rike Chinese?'" asks the co-pilot, "why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"
"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese . . . doesn't matter, you're all alike!"
There's a few minutes of silence.
"I no rike Jews!'" the co-pilot suddenly announces.
"Oh yeah, why not?" asks the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic!" says the co-pilot.
"What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!'"exclaims the captain, "It was an iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg . . . no mattah . . . all same!"
Posted on
Sun, July 17, 2011
by Hugh Morgan